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Ah, the good old days. Back when cops got respect the old-fashioned way...

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In Invasion USA, Chuck Norris has a way of getting people to see things his way.

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In this scene from Lone Wolf McQuade, Chuck Norris shows that he doesn't need a GPS to drive out of a bad spot--he just needs to be a bad-ass.

How's that for navigating, Midwest Blogger Chick?

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In the 1980 cult martial arts classic "The Octagon", martial artist Scott James, played by Chuck Norris, takes on a whole training camp full of ninja terrorists.

Lee Van Cleef has a bit part in this one, too.

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In this clip from Lone Wolf McQuade, Chuck Norris shows us what one Texas ranger can do against a band of bad guys.

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In Invasion USA, Chuck Norris and the US Army show us how to deal with terrorists.

I'm thinking that the cops up in Boston saw this movie.



This one's actually dubbed into some other language, but who cares?

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Time for a bit more modern manliness. Here, Chuck Norris, as Texas Ranger Lone Wolf McQuade, brings justice to villain Rawley Wilkes, played by David Carradine, who was a skilled martial artist in real life himself.Both men refused to use stunt doubles in this fight, over the strenuous objections of the movie producers.

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For today's man Movie Saturday, we get to watch this clip from Missing in Action 2, in which Chuck Norris gives the sadistic prison camp commander what he's had coming for quite a while.



And one more gratuitous Chuck Norris spot from the firstMissing in Action, just for the M60.

Because even Chuck Norris is manlier with an M60.

You may all go to hell...

Yes. You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas.

This phrase was first uttered by Davy Crockett of Tennessee after he lost a Congressional election in 1835, but it works for me too now that Chuck Norris is considering running for President in a post-secession Texas.

Martial-arts master Chuck Norris has his sights set on becoming more than a Texas Ranger - he has volunteered to run as the state's first president.

Norris, who played TV hardman Cordell Walker in hit series Walker, Texas Ranger, has put himself up for the job of running the region after discussing the possibility of the state seceding from U.S. control during a rant on CNN.com's political blog.

The actor, who is a staunch Republican, insists Texans want an independent state after being let down by the American government - and thinks he'd be the ideal candidate to lead the Lone Star state's revolution.

He says, "I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

"Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America."

Lagniappe and I talked it over and we decided that we're long overdue for a good fight. So if Texas does secede, me and my ammo-bearing German Shepherd will be heading south to support President Norris. and he'll need it, what with a corrupt socialist government to the north and Mexico to the south.

Hail to the Chief...or else he'll kick you into the middle of next week.