Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Darwin strikes aboard cruise ship

So what happens when a bunch of kids smuggle booze onto a cruise ship and drink themselves blotto?



MIAMI -- A passenger reported missing on a cruise to the Bahamas fell overboard after a night of heavy drinking with friends, authorities said Wednesday as Coast Guard crews suspended their search for the man.

Friends of Daniel DiPiero, 21, of Canfield, Ohio, last saw him on the Mariner of the Seas around midnight Sunday, Petty Officer Dana Warr said.

About two hours later, shipboard security cameras show DiPiero falling overboard from a rail near the front of the ship, investigators said...

They found that DiPiero and his friends concealed liquor in mouthwash bottles and brought a bottle of rum in their luggage. The friends videotaped themselves drinking the alcohol Sunday afternoon, and DiPiero continued drinking until midnight, investigators said.

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Darwin strikes! If you're going to be stupid, you'd better at least know how to tread water. Not to sound heartless or anything, but Bwahahahahaha!!

I'm sorry. I should try to sound more sympathetic.

Bwahahahaha!!

Wait a minute... How much did it cost us taxpayers to mount that search and rescue effort?

Grrrrr....

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