Ah, sometimes life just works. Edwards dumps his bloggers again.

As I write this, I'm happy to say that Presidential wanna-ba John Edwards has finally "accepted the resignations" of those two profanity-spewing, Christian-mocking dullwits, Amanda Marcotte and Melissa McEwan. As most of the sentient world knows by now, John Edwards hired these two to be his campaign bloggers, supposedly because he wanted to show the internet-savvy voters that he was "hip" and "with it". But apparently he didn't research these two very well; he just hired them because they were associated with prominent liberal blogs. After putting them on the staff, however, he began to hear from constituents about this incredibly poor choice. It seems that these two donkeyettes have a serious rage going on against Christians and the Catholic Church in particular. In fact much of their blogging consists of profanity-laden diatribes against andone who believes in Jesus or the Virgin Mary.

Well Edwards panicked and immediately fired both of them last week, only to rehire them both the next day after the internet blogging community began to pillory him. Of course caving in and bringing them back only further angered Christian groups, including religious Liberals and Democrats. Edwards was seriously stuck between a rock and a hard place.

But apparently he figured a way out that wouldn't make him look like the bad guy. It was announced yesterday that both Marcotte and McEwan "resigned". They're gone again, this time supposedly by their own choices, and Edwards can claim (none too convincingly) that he had nothing to do with it.

This whole thing demonstrates Edwards' poor judgement and shows why he's not the man who should be President. He makes decisions without the proper information, he cannot stand by his decisions once made, he reverses himself multiple times to try to please everyone, and finally he's not even man enough to publicy axe the two that everyone knows he fired. And if he can't handle hiring two bloggers, how's he ever going to fill cabinet posts, Judgeships, Ambassadorships, and Supreme Court Justice slots?

As to the bloggerettes, they're now back at their old blog sites, bemoaning the loss of their paychecks and prestige jobs and planning how to get even with everyone who called for them to be fired.

But listen up, chicklets...none of us ever told Edwards to fire you. We just reposted your own words and let everyone know what you were really like and much of mainstream America was revolted. (Heck, even Edwards was disgusted, and he's a long ways from the mainstream.) You cut your own throats with all of your hate-spewing, kids. All we did was take your vile thoughts and mocking statements out of your liberal blogs and put them out in the public square for everyone else to look at.