Another example of how 99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name

So what happens when a guy picks up someone else's dog in a dog park to break up a dog scuffle? Well in a normal world, that guy would likely get nipped and know better next time. But what if it was a sleazy lawyer named William Cohen? Well then the owners of the dog get sued for a million dollars for "pain, suffering, disfigurement, and detriment to the lawyers sex life". (As if someone like Cohen could actually have a sex life.)

That's right--this loser picked up someone else's Jack Russell Terrier and the dog nipped him on the chest through his shirt. The dog owners foolishly tried to do the right thing and gave Cohen their information and promised to send the dog's vet bills, and Cohen turned around and filed a million dollar lawsuit against them even though he apparently required no hospitalization, no one saw anything remotely resembling an injury, and even though Cohen himself indicated initially that he wasn't injured. But being a sleazy lawyer, he obviously figured out that anyone who was so responsible as to want to send him the dog's records probably was responsible enough to have a good insurance policy or a nice house and assets and even though it was his own fault that he got bit, he's trying to nuke these people into bankruptcy.

Well here's Cohen's law firm bio. Note that the little peckerweed is just a 36 year old punk who specializes in insurance litigation. His firm's web site can be found here and e-mails to his boss should be sent to: bnlawfll@bnlaw.com

Tell them Lagniappe the Dog sent ya,


Question: What do lawyers use for birth control?
If we're talking lawyers like Cohen, the answer is: their personalities.