Some neat animal stories to pass the time

At least until I can find something else to write about and the time to write it:

Here's one about a sea lion that came out of the ocean and joined a children's walk-a-thon.

Here's one about a giraffe that stomps the tar out of drunk people.

And here's one about a couple who heard noises outside and saw a bear and a moose fighting in their driveway.
(My money would have been on the bear straight away.)

Finally, here's one about an alligator that swims the Rio Grande and eats illegal aliens.


OK, I made that last one up, but wouldn't it be great to have a few thousand of those along the border?