They call it "dope" for a reason

Roger Golden, a long-time pot-head and supplier of marijuana to other pot-heads, is going back to prison now for being dumb.

Golden, recently released after serving ten years in prison for marijuana smuggling, was at least smart enough to make sure that the police didn't find any more weed in his house. He had a pal put it in a storage locker for him. But unbeknownst to Golden and his equally dim accomplice, the storage locker was in a building attached to the downtown New York City office of the Drug Enforcement Administration! (Can we all get a big Homer Simpson "DOH!" for Golden?) DEA agents walking by smelled that unique smell and a handy narcotics dog quickly located the suspect locker. A warrant was procured and inside law enforcement found a boy containing 35 pounds of weed and Golden's name and address!

Some people are so stupid that they need to spend the rest of their lives in prison where they can at least be supervised by competent adults.

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