Everything was going bad this morning.
I was running late, I spilled my coffee, Lagniappe knocked a full trash bag down the stairs and it broke open on the steps, and I missed my regular bus. I was angry, upset, and in an overall crappy mood.
When I finally got through the traffic and made it to the commuter bus parking lot, I ended up scraping paint with another car driving the opposite direction in the lot.
The driver got out of the other car. I was surprised to see that he was quite small. He was beyond short--he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "OK then, which one ARE you?"
And that's how the fight started. . .
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