Yo Mama is so fat...

Yo Mama is so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Yo Mama is so fat, her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Yo Mama is so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo Mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mama is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo Mama is so fat she could sell shade.