OK, I've just been told via comment and e-mail that despite always sticking their feet up their own asses, the people of Boulder, Colorado are supposedly residents of "The smartest city in the world".
So in that vein...
A doctor, a pot-smoking hippie from Boulder, Colorado, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The hippie then said, "I'm from Boulder Colorado and we are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live."
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace."
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' from Boulder just took off with my back pack."
haha!! Too funny!
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ReplyDeletePity. The last liberal's rant was actually half way decent except for opening up with an obscenity.
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I had to blog on your pothead posts. I have thoroughly enjoyed reading the 51 replies!
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The most Damaged Brain Cells in the world. Well at least in a tie with Cailfornia.
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ReplyDeleteThe last two posts where from some guy who called himself "Knowledge" and claimed to be a pot smoker from CU. Considering that both posts were rambling insults filled with mis-spelled words, I tend to believe it, although I do doubt his claim that "half the campus smokes pot and maintains a 3.5 GPA". Why do these potheads work so hard to convince us all that they're actually smart and/or good stundets? And what does it even matter since few good employers hire dopers? I guess these kids are too wasted to understand the concept of "drug testing".
ReplyDeleteI was wondering how the harrassing comments were going but I see there is a lot of reading to catch up on since last night. Pity these kids have nothing better to do with their time.
ReplyDeleteAny bets as to how many of these pro-marijuana kids are single and dateless? I'd never date a stoner or let one into my house or car, unless of course they were cleaning it but only under heavy supervision. Dopers steal like fiends because they can't earn enough money to buy their drugs. Ask any police officer or store loss prevention specialist.
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