Facts you might not have known about Sarah Palin.

Now there's a website out with all sorts of "facts" about Sarah Palin. (Thanks to Chuck Norris for bringing this to my attention.) And I'm loving this and thought I'd share some of my favorites.

1. Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

2. In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight.

3. As head of Alaska’s National Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.

4. It’s not over until Sarah Palin says it’s over.

5. Sarah Palin wants to be President but is too kind to cut in front of John McCain, so now we get her for 16 yrs!

6. Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

7. Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.

8. Northern Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap.

9. Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.

10. When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

11. Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

12. Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.

13. Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

14. Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.

15. Sarah Palin is allowed first dibs on Alaskan wolfpack kills.

16. Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.

17. Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.

18. Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.

19. Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.

20. It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

Did I tell you yet that I love this woman? Be afraid, Demmies... Be very, very afraid.
And here she is in Iraq...you know, that place that the Junior Senator from Illinois refuses to go? She's looking pretty comfortable with that M4 carbine. Rumor has it that every terrorist in the country took the week-end off when they heard that she was there.