So Lagniappe and I were perusing the news on Drudge today when we saw this article from the Financial Times entitled: World's Hungry 'close to One Billion'. Apparently food prices are rising around the world and this is pushing more and more people into a food deficit.
Well that's sad. It really is.
But then I saw this other story a little lower down on Drudge's home page. it was about how Oprah Winfrey is all upset because she's packing in the excess calories and is back up to 200 pounds. Oh, pity poor, fat, richer-than-hell Oprah...
But then it dawned on me that if we could somehow keep Oprah away from our nation's food supplies, we could probably feed a couple of those billion starving folks out there.
It's a small step, but still a step. Let's muzzle Oprah and start feeding a poor third-world family today!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW STRESSFUL OPRAH'S LIFE IS AND IT'S SO MEAN OF YOU TO MAKE FUN OF HER PROBLEM HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ALL OF THE STRESS IN HER LIFE I'LL BET THAT YOU'D ACCIDENTALLY OVEREAT TOO!
ReplyDeleteJust an 8-inch strip of duct tape over Oprah's mouth will not only end the profligate waste of the world food supply, but it also will stop Oprah from talking.
ReplyDeleteA win-win situation, if you ask me!
Anon- You are an asshole.
ReplyDeleteO needs to get off her fat ass and MOVE. She has STRESS? What trying to color coordinate her undies?? PAHLEESE...... Go visit a children's hospital for a day or two, THEN we'll talk about stress. What a loser.
Sorry Blog owner, I just had to vent;)
Our local food banks are struggling with lower donations and higher needs. It's a sad, sad world:(
oh boo hoo.. poor Oprah.. she has more money than God, get surgery you can afford it you racist hag.. Gotta love the Oprahbot
ReplyDeleteI still feel sorry for Sally Struthers.
ReplyDeleteOprah can fire her personal chef and hire security for her refrigerator.
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