So I come home last night after being gone most of the day, and I find that Lagniappe has dragged my body armor ("bullet-proof vest", to you non-tactical readers) out from under my bed and it's now lying next to his dog bed.
So now I have to figure out why he felt that he needed that particular item yesterday. I mean, I know that the neighborhood cats have been spreading the rumor that they're planning on doing a drive-by on Lagniappe in retaliation for his slaughtering a couple of their pals recently, but come on...everyone knows that cats can't drive.
Maybe he heard something suspicious outside and felt the need to go tactical before checking it out? I Dunno and he won't say. But I checked my AR carbine and the Aimpoint sight was still off, so he probably hadn't messed with that. He almost always forgets and leaves it on. (But then who among us doesn't?)
The least he could have done was at least zap it with Febreeze.
Apparently he is gearing up for something! Maybe it is the take over. I mean, we DO have a socialist president leading our country. And they do say dogs have acute senses. So....maybe he knows something we aren't aware of yet.
ReplyDeleteI think Front Porch is on to something there.
ReplyDeleteShe usually is, Heather. She usually is.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that his years of training may have well paid off. At least there wasn't a bloody screaming lib laying on your deck :)
ReplyDeleteAww.. He just wanted to smell like his daddy... :):)
ReplyDeleteThere NEEDS to be a bloody lib laying screaming on the deck!
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I needed a laugh today and this was it.
ReplyDeleteWhile I agree on the bloody lib thing, I think Lagniappe is too sweet for violence (except toward felines). Plus I am sure he knows that they taste like crap with all the sh*t that comes out of their mouths. Even dogs have standards.
My vote was it was a monetary gain thing.
Perhaps Laginappe was going to put it on ebay so he can get himself a stockpile of dog snacks...ya know for the "revolution" so he won't go hungry. Dogs are the only ones who can't get welfare these days ya know. I mean we can't even write them off on our income taxes... sheesh ;-)
cute - he should know though that cats have very long memories and hold grudges forever.
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