So I come home last night after being gone most of the day, and I find that Lagniappe has dragged my body armor ("bullet-proof vest", to you non-tactical readers) out from under my bed and it's now lying next to his dog bed.
So now I have to figure out why he felt that he needed that particular item yesterday. I mean, I know that the neighborhood cats have been spreading the rumor that they're planning on doing a drive-by on Lagniappe in retaliation for his slaughtering a couple of their pals recently, but come on...everyone knows that cats can't drive.
Maybe he heard something suspicious outside and felt the need to go tactical before checking it out? I Dunno and he won't say. But I checked my AR carbine and the Aimpoint sight was still off, so he probably hadn't messed with that. He almost always forgets and leaves it on. (But then who among us doesn't?)
The least he could have done was at least zap it with Febreeze.