Tuesday, May 17, 2011

A little legal levity

So Starbucks just fired a dwarf, allegedly for being "too short", and now the federal government is suing the chain on her behalf.

I have to ask: Will this be a small-claims case?

I mean, geez. It's not like they asked her to sing "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" all day, or anything.
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9 comments:

  1. Keads5:19 PM

    LOL! Thanks, I needed that!

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  2. Sport Pilot5:59 PM

    Thank's guy. I just ruined another keyboard.

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  3. Scott McCray6:30 PM

    Awesome - shared...

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  4. Greg6:17 AM

    So would a customer cause a problem for ordering a "tall" latte?

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  5. coyotesfan9711:50 AM

    ROFL. Small claims, good thing coffee wipes off the screen on my IPad

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  6. Aaron12:25 PM

    She may come up short on her proofs.

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  7. Guffaw in AZ1:30 PM

    *rimshot*

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  8. an Donalbane7:59 PM

    Um, so, did her attorney file a short brief?

    And, if her action is not successful, will the headline be "Judge Tosses Dwarf Case"?

    She doesn't drive one of those British MG cars, does she?

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  9. Paul9:09 PM

    So if he is to short, how did they hire him in the first place?

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