Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Gun test-fire fail

Personally, I test-fire my weapons at a firing range, but Oklahoma's Tavares Colbert does it differently.

Man shoots self in genitals, is arrested.

Hopefully he did this in a way that puts an end to the possibility of him breeding. But I like the arrest for Felon in Possession that follows. That's just funny to me, as I'm sure it is to the prisoners at the jail that Colbert's likely at right now. Even convicts look down on stupid.


  1. Wait. Wait! This guy is buying and selling guns illegally and he was worried it didn't work properly? What a moron!

  2. LOL, I LOVE stories like this with a happy ending!!! :-)

  3. And he probably didn't have any medical insurance either.

  4. You sure that not Tracy Morgan?

  5. It never ceases to amaze me how ex-cons seem to think they are smart cause, as they say, 'they know the system'.

    But tell me, how smart can they be if THEY HAVE BEEN CAUGHT.

    So this smart ex-con gets a gun he is not sure if it works and sticks it in his waistband (well it was wasted, right), and then decides to see if it works.

    I have no doubt he thought it was unloaded, but hey guys, most accidents are with 'unloaded' guns.

    But was his story right? Was he going to sell it or use it? Never know cause now he will go back to the slammer and sit with all those 'smart' cons.

  6. Heh. Sometimes the fates just decide its time to clean house a bit. Byebye, enjoy your new life as JimmyBob's wife!

  7. Looks like it test fired perfectly and took out a felon at the same. What's not to like?