Saw my crazy cat neighbor, female version, out behind the Lair today. She was looking for one of the feral kittens to take it in due to the snow we're getting. As usual, she started complaining about another neighbor's two dogs that have been raiding her yard and cutting down the feral cat population.
"Those two dogs are really dangerous," she exclaimed. "One of them actually growled and bared it's teeth at me last week when I was trying to hit it on the head with a baseball bat!"
Gee, do ya think?