"This lane is right turn only."
"There's no one else coming, cut over!"
"There's a solid white line here."
"It's not a WALL, dammit! It's just a painted line! In a PARKING LOT! Cross it!"
And of course he doesn't. Non-driving donkey. I feel like he's gonna say " five minutes to Wapner..." Any second now. How much farther to Nashville?