Lagniappe is gone now, but his memory lives on.
Gotta love the one at a time approaches... :-)
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience...Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.Chuck Norris once bowled a perfect game with a marble.Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun....
When the boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks for Chuck Norris
Thanks for that. I needed it after reading news today. Gah.