Reportedly the Democrats are furious that President Trump isn't doing more to help Guatemala as they deal with a volcanic eruption with has killed hundreds of that country's citizens. They demanded that he send them aid right away.
President Trump, moved by the news, immediately dispatched ICE to sanctuary cities across America and is preparing to ship the first load of replacement Guatemalans back to that country this week.
And for some reason, the Left is still mad, proving that there's just no pleasing the Left.
I love it! It's like winning but better.
ReplyDeleteCoffee just went everywhere.....
ReplyDeleteSending Guatemalans back to help fix the volcano is good, but we need to think about America first - and Hawaii. The Hawaiian who is most favored in Hawaii is Barack Hussein Obama. By tossing him in the volcano to appease Pele, we would be showing Pele that we're serious about fixing the problem.
ReplyDeleteGuatemala might do that with the narcos that run their country - as a good first step.
And he's full of enough....well, you know what, to stop up even the the largest volcano.
DeleteOooooh -- I like the way you think!
DeleteLL wins the internet today!
DeleteFortunately, I hadn't taken any drinks before reading the last bit of your post, but ... but LL is onto something. :)
ReplyDeleteHey Murphy;
ReplyDeleteMan that was great!, LOL You are right, there is no pleasing the rabid left. Although LL suggestion does have merit.....
How did I miss this?
ReplyDeleteBRILLIANT!
lolol
ReplyDeleteAs much as I want to see Hawaii's #1 something sacrificed to the volcano, well, you all are right about him/her/it being so full of stuff it might plug up the volcano.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's the sad news. You want to vent the volcano, which allows the lava to flow, which is the reason for pure virgins. Stopping the volcano up would cause an explosion and send a tidal wave to wipe out Californ… hmm. Reassessing, reassessing. Nah, there's still too many nice people left in the Cali danger zone to justify that piece of carp being tossed in.
Now, on the other hand, I am perfectly up to using him/her/it and the first Wookie as lava blocks...
LL, did you miss the press release from Obama where he states that the light of this proposed course of action, he is not in fact Hawaiian but Kenyan and he's willing to produce the birth certificate to prove it?
ReplyDeleteHeh.
DeleteSnicker!
DeleteYouze guyz are having waaaaaaaaaaay too much fun. If this keeps up somebody [certainly NOT me] is going to invoke the 'no spraying coffee everywhere/virgins protection' rule and throw a wet blanket on ya.
ReplyDeleteYep, too soon... But funny... :-)
ReplyDelete+1 Old NFO
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