Saturday, June 23, 2018

What did I say?

So yesterday I entertained some friends and they wanted to see the Audubon Insectarium, which contains a large room that you walk into with butterflies that are flying free and flitting all around you. Naturally there are signs like this one all over the place.


A couple women where in there with a herd of small kids and one kid next to us read the sign aloud. Another, smaller one, asked his mom if he'd get in trouble if a butterfly landed on him. Mom replied that he would not, and that the butterflies can touch you if they want to but you just can't touch them. The kid looked a bit puzzled by the concept so I tried to explain more clearly.

"It's kind of like a strip club," I said.

Next thing I know, the moms are evil-eyeing me to death as they dragged their kids away.

I mean, did I say something wrong?

13 comments:

  1. You were educating the young man. Some day he will recall your advice and it will serve him well.

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  2. You really said that? Gives me a good laugh thinking you did.

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    1. This is New Orleans, after all.

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  3. The truth hurts... Hurts so bad....

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  4. Okay, that was funny, I don't care who you are.

    BTW, shooting "sweet tea" out your nose is a decidedly unpleasant experience.

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  5. Hey Murphy;

    I damm near dropped my coffee on the keyboard. I don't care who you are..that is some funny stuff. Nothing wrong with strip clubs...supporting single moms for generations...

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  6. Everybody has to get through college somehow. Kids need to know this stuff.

    ;)

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  7. LOL, filters Murph, filters... :-)

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  8. I'm not quite sure which side of the pole ...

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  10. Bwaaaaaaahahhaahahahaaha!!!!

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  11. But it's the truth.

    One of my law school classmates worked her way though school at a strip club. We went one day to show our, er, support.

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