And my head explodes.

The City of Ferguson, MO, so recently destroyed by local savages and outside leftist agitators, is putting up a permanent memorial to homegrown thug Michael Brown, famous for robbing a store than attacking a police officer and getting shot in the process.

Michael Brown Gets Memorial Plaque In Ferguson

Yeah, he deserves a memorial plaque like Michael jackson deserves to have a daycare center named after him. This is nothing but a blatant attempt by city officials to appease the Usual Suspects and if I were a taxpayer in Ferguson--assuming that there still are any there--I'd be incensed and make it my goal to vote each and every one of those cowards and spendthrifts right out of office.

The plaque will replace a garbage pile of empty liquor bottles and moldy stuffed animals that other losers have left behind as a "tribute" to this goon who, as far as I can tell, never did anything good for anyone other than possibly the local dope dealers.

This "memorial" will have a pithy saying on it, too:

I would like the memory of Michael Brown to be a happy one.
He left an afterglow of smiles when life was done.
He leaves and echo whispering softly down the ways,
of happy and loving times and bright sunny days.
He’d like the tears of those who grieve, to dry before
the sun of happy memories that he left
behind when life was done.

Personally I'd like to see it slightly altered to better reflect reality"

I would like the memory of Michael Brown to be an honest one.
He left a chalk outline on the street when his life was done.
He leaves an echo of police sirens screaming down the ways,
of pot smoke and lies about "hands up" lingering for days.
He'd like to get high and live off EBT, but he attacked a store clerk
and an armed police officer and his death, like his life,
counted for nothing when he was done.

They put a bird on the memorial, too. It's supposed to be a dove, but I'm thinking that it's really just a pigeon, and that would be appropriate because Mike Brown was nothing but a shitbird, just going around crapping on everything and demanding that others give him stuff.

If there's any justice, it won't be long before some Michael Brown clone comes along and steals the bronze plaque for scrap. Then maybe we can replace it was a monument to Officer Darren Wilson. The quote on that one should simply be: "I did my job and survived the attack."

As for me, I'm going to go to Ferguson, MO one day just so I can let Murphy piss on this thing.

Wanna Instantly Stop the Ferguson Rioting Across America?

Easily done. Simply declare that anyone arrested for any riot-related offense lose their EBT, their Section 8 housing and/or their federal student aid for at least a year. Anyone subsequently convicted should be cut off from taxpayer-financed subsidization for a period of not less than five years for misdemeanors and permanently for felonies.

This stuff would stop within the hour. An Executive Order should do it.

Damn it, I really need to be President, even if just for a day or two.

Pass This Around, Please.

If you feel as I do, copy this and get it out there for everyone, including the leftist anti-Wilson media to see.

Thanks, Wandering Soul.

The Looting has Started

Apparently the Ferguson looters have started their attacks on local businesses. One of the first stores to be hit was a Family Dollar store.

Seriously? Looting a DOLLAR STORE? That's almost as laughable as Obama saying that we all have to respect laws and work within the legal process, which he just did in his televised response to the verdict.

You can't make this stuff up...no one would believe it.

No Indictment for Officer Wilson. YEE-HAH!!!

Screw you, Mike Brown supporters! Your hero has been officially shown to be the thug that most of us already knew that he was. And Officer Darren Wilson, a good police officer, did what he had to do to protect himself when attacked by Brown and now he's out of legal jeopardy and can get on with his life.

In tonight's press conference, the prosecutor's spokesman talked about the thorough investigation by the outside investigators from the county police, and explained how many of the Brown-supporting so-called "witnesses" gave inconsistent statements or eventually admitted that they weren't even there and didn't actually see what they said they saw.

The Grand Jury found that there was no doubt that Officer Darren Wilson killed Michael Brown, but they also found that Officer Wilson was authorized and legally justified to use deadly force. As such, there are no grounds to charge Officer Wilson with any crime.

Free at last, free at last! Thank God Almighty, Officer Wilson is FREE AT LAST!

Ferguson countdown

It's coming. The actual verdict is just a formality at this point, as numerous no-job-having unwashed scum have been staying in the Ferguson area for months salivating over the thought of engaging in an orgy or violence, theft and destruction. No matter what the Grand Jury decides, these fools aren't going to leave without the climax that they've been eagerly awaiting. In fact, one of their leaders recently admitted on TV that he doesn't care what the facts are and it doesn't matter if Officer Wilson was jusitifed or not--if there's no indictment, they're going to attack. Period.

There aren't decent citizens protesting an injustice; these are hooligans, theives and opportunistic criminals and they deserve no respect and no quarter given if they step off. At this point, I'd be fine with the police and the national guard using live ammunition against them. "Pacify them with buck and ball" if that's what it takes to restore order and protect the decent local people and their property.

Sadly, they don't let me be in charge of such things. Pity, because the airstrikes and artillery that I'd call in on massed targets would be totally awesome.

On a somewhat more restrained platform, Mas Ayoob suggests using fire trucks to soak the criminals, an especially appealing tactic if the temps stay below freezing.

OK, maybe I could go with that as a fallback. Or just having helicopters fly over and showering them with soap and job applications. Those things always make wanna-be anarchists and millenial Obama supporters run away shrieking.

Heck, if the powers that be won't take my advice and use napalm, they should at least consider some bucket-equipped trash trucks.


Oh, and to the anonymous cowards offering $5K for Officer Darren Wilson's location, he's at Lagniappe's Lair. Come on over, bitches. The watchdogs've got something for ya.

"All set for protesters, Boss!"

Now this is funny to me.

Apparently while chronic outsider-turned-troublemaker Elizabeth Vega was leading a rally against the police near Ferguson, MO last night, one of her fellow travelers traveled off with her car.

Ferguson Protest Leader Has Car Stolen During “F*ck the Police” Rally

So now I wonder who she'll call to file the report--the very police that she was just cursing at?
Maybe they'll make a deal with her and consider trying to find her car for her if she promises to leave Ferguson and go back home. Or maybe they'll suggest that she go to Mexico and protest real police corruption.

Nah. Her and her kind don't want actual risk, and there won't be as many TV cameras down there for their self-glorification. Mass-media attention without any real danger, even if there's no good reason for it and no foreseeable accomplishment. That's just how the (un)American Left rolls...or in Vega's case, since her car was "redistributed", that's how they walk.

Ferguson, Mo. verdict coming

The Grand Jury verdict is coming out this week. The usual suspects are salivating over the thought of looting more liquor stores and hair care emporiums and outsiders by the busload are heading in just to scream and throw things at police. Obama, the "great uniter" himself, has met with some of the mob leaders, and rather that talk them down, he's encouraged them to "stay the course".
And the police and the National Guard are getting set to go into harm's way to protect the few good people who are left.

In a stunning display of arrogance, the leftist mob leaders have demanded that the police adhere to a set of rules that the mob leaders decided among themselves, rules that guarantee that the mayhem will not be quelled and the guilty will not be punished. And I for one do not want to see that sort of capitulation by the police. The police are the good guys here and I want the good guys to win. I'm all about the First Amendment and free speech, but the moment that the knuckle-draggers and the trust-fund anarchists start getting violent or destructive, I want to see the police come down on them in a fashion that would win the approval of Bull Connors himself. I want them to fall on these hooligans so hard that the Israeli army and the South African police will be shocked and impressed. I want every single scumbag who throws a bottle or a rock or busts a window to leave the area with injuries and a criminal conviction, and when convicted, I want to see them go to a prison where the staff consider Brubaker and The Shawshank Redemption to be training films. I want to see them go to one of Sheriff Joe Arpaio's tent city jails.

Anything less sends the message that we as a society will tolerate the kind of crap that they've been pulling for months, and that message will only encourage more of this sort of lawlessness. But if these punks are put down so hard that their dead ancestors feel the beat-down in whatever "great beyond" that they've gone to, then maybe we'll see at least a partial swing back towards civility and respect for one another, because if basic morality isn't enough to make people act nicely towards one another these days, maybe we need a return to good old-fashioned justice that really hurts and makes would-be bad actors fear the consequences of their planned criminal behavior.

Stay safe and keep the peace, cops and guardsmen. Respect the rights of all to peaceably assemble and speak out, but if they break bad, bust their heads wide open.