Friday, October 17, 2008

I couldn't make this up.

Talk about not learning from previous misfortunes...
SIOUX CITY (AP) - Police say a Lawton man has been blinded after taking a punch in the eye for the second time in three months -at the same bar.

Sioux City Police Sgt. Tony Sunclades says 48-year-old Scott Bennett was assaulted early Sunday morning at Mavericks, a men's night club in Sioux City.

Bennett was taken to a local hospital for treatment, but Sunclades says Bennett's injuries were severe enough that he lost his eye. Sunclades said the man lost his other eye in an assault three months earlier at the same bar.
Take the hint, fella... that particular strip bar's just not a good place for you.

But I guess the problem's solved itself now. He can't see the girls any more, at least until some ambulance-chasing lawyer argues that the Americans with Disabilities Act says that they have to accommodate him and let him use Braile.
(That might actually be worth going blind for.)

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2 comments:

  1. Geez! Slow learner is now a blind learner. Yikes!

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  2. Anonymous6:59 AM

    What brail stip bars..mmm there is an idea.

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