An Ohio man actually called the police because his obese 28 year old son--who still lives in the man's basement--refused to clean his room and threw a plate of food at him.
And if that isn't weird enough, the overgrown man-child, Andrew Mizsak, is a member of the local school board and insists that he's prominent in local Democratic Party politics.
It's odd enough that a Bedford father would actually call police after arguing with his son about cleaning his room.
Stranger still, the sloppy son is 28 years old and serves on the Bedford School Board.
"I know this looks bad," said School Board member Andrew Mizsak, who lives with his parents and also works as an independent political consultant. His mother, Paula, is a Bedford councilwoman.
Mizsak's dad, also Andrew, called 9-1-1 on Thursday after his son threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and balled his fist up at his dad when told to clean his room.
The senior Mizsak, 63, wouldn't press charges and told police, "I don't want to ruin his political career." According to the report, he said: "Andrew is 270 pounds and he can't fight him, that they do everything for Andrew and he doesn't even pay rent."
The elder Mizsak said Saturday, "I overreacted. No big deal."
According the report, "Andrew was sent to his room to clean it. He was crying uncontrollably and stated he would comply."
Mizsak said he was embarrassed to take police away from more important work.
"My dad and I love each other very much," he said, promising to keep his basement room clean. "I'm lucky to be living in their house."
So what we have here is a fat, over-indulged loser who has become, thanks to his parents’ enabling and refusal to push him out the door into the grown people’s world, a 28 year old spoiled brat. He even cries when the police tell him to go clean his room. I’ve known six-year olds more mature than this putz.
Anyone wanna place a bet on whether or not he’s still single?
And I can’t help but notice the fact that the stories all seem to avoid mentioning his political affiliation. So with that in mind, I did a bit of Google investigating.
Sure enough, he’s a Democrat.
I was pretty confident that he would be, because if he’d been a Republican, it would have been in the headlines. But I figured that he might also have been a Libertarian, what with him living in his parents’ basement and apparently not having a real full-time job and all.
(School board jobs are part time and usually don’t pay a lot of money if they pay at all, and “political consultant” is like “artist” or “actor”. Yeah, it’s possible to make a living doing just that, but most people who so label themselves actually spend a lot more time waiting tables or flipping burgers.)
Here's an article that he recently wrote for the Bedford, Ohio School Board website. In that article (besides gushing over Obama), he writes:
I must tell you that I am not just a Democrat, I am the Democratic Leader of the City of Bedford and Village of Walton Hills, Ohio,...All I can draw from this is that the other Democrats there must be some serious goobers if this lame-o can rise to the top of their heap.
So Dad—who seems to lack any idea of what it means to be a man (undoubtedly a Democrat as well)—has to call the police because his fat (270 lbs) slob of an underachiever son won’t clean his room. Then dad apologizes, clearly not because he wasted the time of the police officers, but really because he doesn’t want to harm his fat sissy of a son's obviously promising chance for a career in politics. The nut sure didn’t fall far from the tree in this goofy family.
But it sure does say something for the voters in Bedford, Ohio that this whole family has been elected to some political office or another. And while it’s true that we usually get the government that we deserve, if I lived in Bedford, I’d be pissed if my slack-jawed, idiotic neighbors continually imposed losers like that on me come election day.