Seen today--a gutterpunk.

Walking back to my office from breakfast, I passed this douchebag young man sitting on the sidewalk.

Twenty-something years old. Looks able-bodied, yet not at a job during working hours for most people. Panhandling instead. Sitting on a backpack, indicating that, like most young beggars in New Orleans, he came here from somewhere else. On purpose. Claims not to have enough money to subsist on, yet apparently has money for:
1. Stupid haircut.
2. Ear jewelry.
3. Tattoos.
4. Magic marker to print dumb Emo sign intended to make people feel sorry for him.

I so wanted to give him some wisdom regarding his apparent "bad luck" in life.


I didn't quite tell him that though, not even when he saw me snap the shot and demanded a dollar for taking his picture. THEN I channeled my inner Red Forman and asked him if he wanted my foot in his ass.

He wisely declined.

Pity. I could give him one, too. I've actually got a spare in my car.

Sad to see this great city infested with these gutterpunk losers, but they come here from all over the country to beg tourists for money for drugs and booze. And they do it because so many tourons (That's a "tourist" "moron" hybrid and they're common here) hand them cash. It's like feeding seagulls, people...stop it!

All these drug-using parasites hanging around bothering everyone (when not stealing or setting themselves on fire in abandoned buildings), yet the city council thinks that statues of old dead white guys are a bigger problem.

I can't wait until I get to vote in the next election here.

Kids today (sigh...)

In today's "Frivolous Lawsuit" section, we have the case of Megan Thode, a girl just starting out in life who nonetheless takes with her a reputation as a whiner and a daddy's girl which, in this internet generation, may well follow her for decades to come.

Megan was a student at Lehigh University in Pennsylvania. She was there seeking a master's in counseling and human services, a program that would have conferred upon her a license as a professional counselor had she completed the coursework satisfactorily. But alas, little Megan did not perform satisfactorily in one of her classes, earning only a C+ in a course that required a B to move on to the next level. Per her evaluation, she was unprofessional, swore in class, and at one point had an "outburst in which she began crying".

Now in my day (and most of yours, I suspect), the student would have met with the course advisers and worked out a plan for improving the student's performance, then repeated the course as necessary. But not poor little Megan. You see, Megan Thode is a special snowflake who deserves to graduate no matter what, so Megan showed up for her meeting with the faculty advisers, daddy in tow, and demanded to know not what she had to do better, but to be given a higher grade, a written apology from the teacher, and financial compensation from the school for not passing her as was her right.

Lehigh University student sues over grade, seeks $1.3 million

Oh, and did I mention that despite all of the fuss, Megan isn't even paying for her schooling? You see, her daddy is a professor there, so Megan was going to school tuition-free, both through undergrad and grad school, and the university was also providing her with jobs, which they continued to do even after she filed her lawsuit.

The lawsuit, by the way, seeks 1.3 million dollars, which is what Megan feels she would have earned over and above her present salary had she not then quit the program that she'd been in and taken another free masters degree in a related social worker field.

Now not only does Megan need and deserve a swift kick in the ass from the Boot of reality, her father, Lehigh finance professor Stephen Thode, and her scum-sucking shyster lawyer Richard J. Orloski, deserve one, too. In a perfect world, the three of them would constitute the night shift at the local McDonalds until they learned to appreciate actually earning their way through life instead of just leeching and sponging off of the producers and taxpayers.

I want my professional license NOW, Daddy!

Someone's desperate for attention again

I assume that's why has-been propaganda maker Michael Moore has crawled out from under his rock to announce to the media that he doesn't support our troops.

Read story about fat guy saying stupid stuff here.

I almost hate to publicize it and give him what he wants, but maybe if we all just start calling him out for what he is and what he's doing and laugh at him for being a pathetic loser instead of getting outraged, it'll come back on him and bite him in his XXXXXL--sized ass. Seriously, this slug hasn't been relevant even to the left since George W. Bush went away. He hasn't had any movie or book deals in years. He's tried to insert himself into the Right-to-work fights around the country with no real luck, and he's trying to get noticed in the gun-control clamor with even less success. So now, feeling the approach of impending irrelevance, he's jumping up and down and just yelling whatever he thinks will get people to look at him.

Yeah, he's kind of like an uglier, fatter Paris Hilton.

Who's that, you say? Exactly.

Fire Lindsey Stone

Do it now. Then deport her.

And for those of you who don't know who Lindsey Stone is, she's the manager at a Hyannis, Massachusetts adult foster care home called LIFE, which stands for Living Independently Forever, and is a community for adults with disabilities.

In October, Lindsey was one of the workers who took a group of developmentally-disabled adults from that center down to Washington, DC. While in our nation's capitol, the group toured Arlington National Cemetery. Lindsey, being the reverent, respectful, mature person that she is, stood next to a sign requesting silence and respect and pretended to shout loudly while flashing the bird as her own supervisor, Jamie Schuh, snapped pictures. The two then proudly posted the picture to their Facebook pages.

That sign she's posing by, for those not familiar, is right off the pathway to the Tomb of the Unknowns.

Well the outrage erupted when the picture went viral,and Lindsey herself got on her own Facebook page and downplayed it.
"Whoa whoa whoa... wait," she wrote on Oct. 20, according to Gawker. "This is just us, being the douchebags that we are, challenging authority in general. Much like the pic posted the night before, of me smoking right next to a no smoking sign."

She also posted comments on her employer's Facebook page when they started catching flack for it. "What's the big deal?" she allegedly posted, followed by "Haters gonna hate."

So she really wasn't very sorry about it, at least not until a new Facebook page came out called Fire Lindsey Stone. This page, set up by a user who claimes to be a retired vet, is calling on LIFE to give Stone and Schuh the boot, and it's already got over 6,000 likes.

Why target the employer, you ask? Simple. She did this while she was on the clock, working as an official representative of that company. And she wasn't just a minimum-wage staffer; she was one of the managers. (And Schuh was her supervisor, so she needs to go, too.)

While I'm all about the First Amendment, I also believe that it was designed to protect political speech from government retribution, not to keep assholes from being held accountable when they behave boorishly. I also don't think that this is the sort of person who can be trusted around vulnerable adults as we never know what else she might find "funny". Maybe next week she'll be switching their meds around or videotaping them in the showers.

So add me to the list of people who think that both Lindsey Stone and her cohort in disrespect, Jamie Schuh, need to be shown the door by LIFE and barred from working around children or vulnerable adults, at least until they can demonstrate that they are capable of showing basic respect and maturity.

Jamie Shuh. Fire her, too.

Oh, and per the Boston Herald, Lindsey Stone is a 30-year-old single woman who still lives with her parents. What a frickin' surprise, eh?

Well at least Six is happy

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville — THE EFFIN' TIGERS HAVE BOMBED OUT.

With apologies to Ernest Thayer.

@#%&*!

Massachusetts Man Wets Pants Over Found Gun

And you wonder why this one state consistently elects nutless girlymen like John Kerry, Barney Frank and Ted Kennedy to office. Well if Alberto Pina of Roxbury is representative of the citizenry there, then it's crystal clear: It's because they're all nutless losers.

Read this story: Fisherman reels in a handgun

Simply put, a guy goes fishing. His hook snags a handgun out of the water. The pistol is clearly non-funtional due to marine growth but still, it's a handgun.

“I reeled in a gun,” Pina said, still hyperventilating as he described his catch more than an hour later. “To pull something like that out of the water is extremely dangerous. I didn’t want my son to see something like that, but he did. Horrible,” Pina said. “When I pulled it up, I dropped it over at the pier. I didn’t dare to touch it.”

So what does Mr. Massachusetts Metrosexual do? Well by his own words, he hyperventilates. He panics. He laments the fact that his son might have seen it. And then he calls a press conference.

He also called the police, but not before going on Facebook and Twitter to figure out what he should do, per his own blog article on the find.

I pulled my rod upward with all my strength to hook the “fish” and then reeled it in with a big smile on my big face. When I pulled it up, it was this weird shaped object. I couldn't recognize at the first sight but then as I brought it closer, I realized I had just caught a gun. Surprised! Confused! Upset! I was trying to figure out how to deal with new catch. After a Facebook posting and Twitter update, I decided to notify the Boston Police.

Now had I found such a thing, I'd have been calm and even happy, and it'd be undergoing restoration and repair as we speak. But one thing that you would not see was me hyperventilating and wringing my hands like some effeminate Nancy-boy and bemoaning the state of the world. And I'm offended that he's allowed to vote and that his vote counts as much as mine does. This guy makes me feel sad for America and for men in general.

But at least now I know why Massachusetts elects the losers that they do. Get ready for Senator Warren, everybody.

Oh, and Alberto? Grow a pair, guy. If you come unglued when you merely see a firearm, I hate to think what you do when you break a nail or get a run in your stocking.

Loser sues gun range over "Ladies Day" promotion

And by "Loser", I mean fat-assed security guard and cop-wanna-be Derrick Hunter, who just filed a $200,000 lawsuit against Maryland Small Arms because the range let women come in and shoot for free on the day that he showed up and had to pay the standard $15.00.

Derrick Hunter sues Maryland Small Arms Range over 'Ladies' Day" promotion

Oh, and his lawyer? James "Jimmy" Bell filed a suit like this a couple of years ago himself when a nail salon charged him $2.00 more than they charged a woman. Now aside from the fact that he's a sleazy shake-down artist who abuses the court system to try to extort settlement offers from businesses, I have to publicly question the masculinity of ANY male who goes to a nail salon and gets his nails done.

But as for Derrick Hunter, I don't consider him much of a man, either. Any time that a security guard refers to him/herself as a "Special Police Officer" (because that's how the District of Columbia still classifies them) instead of just looking sheepish and saying "yeah, I'm just a security guard..." I summarily dismiss them as a pathetic Mall Ninja. Heck, dude's probably just butt-hurt because none of these women would give him so much as a pity-date.

In any event, I hope that Maryland Small Arms, which is a pretty class place, exercises their right to do business with anyone and bars Paul Blart Derrick Hunter AND his cheap lawyer from the premises for good. I also salute Maryland Small Arms for it's efforts to bring more women into the shooting sports.

It begins. First Colorado shooting lawsuit...filed by an UNINJURED person.

Here we go, folks.

Some loser named Torrence Brown Jr. who was reportedly at the theater that got shot up in Colorado last week has found an ambulance-chasing shyster in California by the name of Donald Karpel and together they're bringing suit against the theater chain, the movie studio that made the Dark Knight Rises movie, and any doctors that they can identify as having treated the shooter for anything.

CO shooting survivor threatens to sue studio, theater

In other words, it's a shotgun play suing anyone and everyone who might have some money on the chance that one or more parties will offer a settlement to get them to go away. It's scummy, it's appalling, and it's a preferred tactic of the modern-day nutless man and the Trial Lawyers Association.

Making this one all the more disgusting is the fact that Brown wasn't even injured. He ran out of the theater and didn't even suffer a scratch, but now he's claiming that he's "traumatized".

Hell, that's nothing that a few dozen good swift kicks in the junk won't cure. And as his lawyer, Karpel is entitled to every third kick in his junk. Oh, and Karpel should be sanctioned for bringing an obviously frivolous lawsuit. This is a punishment that bad lawyers are supposed to get but seldom if ever do, mainly because they are overseen by other lawyers.

Thanks to Borepatch for the punishment idea.

Portrait of an "Occupy" member

Here is a OWS Dude. He's the guy on the street with the nose rings, the dreadlocks and the lice.

He's the guy in Starbucks making coffee because it's the only job he can get with his degree in Art History.He doesn't always have money for rent or food but he always has money for weed. He rents a dingy studio apartment with a window on the sidewalk level. Bums sleep on his steps and pee on his sidewalk window. He doesn't seem to care. He doesn't even notice the smell.

He's the guy that rides a bicycle everywhere he goes because he can't afford a car. He has to keep replacing the bicycle because people like him keep stealing it.

He has no mechanical skills. He has no administrative skills. He has no trade. He is a vegan, too weak from malnutrition to work at any kind of physical labor job; not that he would take one anyway as that kind of work is beneath him. He despises the military and law enforcement. He has an upside down American flag taped to his sidewalk window... right next to his marijuana flag.

He hangs out with other leftwing losers who blame their innumerable failures in life on people they've never met and know nothing about.He's always borrowing money from someone but never pays them back. He gives them some weed instead.

He's never contributed time or money to any civic project yet he constantly criticizes his community.He fully immerses himself in anything leftwing. The more these leftwing organizations bash America, the more rabid he becomes. Despite his leftist fervor, he is always on the outside looking in. He's a loser and even the leftwing losers that tolerate him think he's a loser. He's never been able to become part of their leftist clique, no matter how much he bashes America.When he gets old and is unable to support himself he will turn to welfare. He is a parasite. When his life is over he will have contributed nothing but hatred and bigotry to the world. He will be buried in a state owned lot at the taxpayers expense. Maybe one or two of his dealers or customers will stop by for the funeral service. So long OWS bum.

Text courtesy of Matthew Clark, in a comment that he posted to Politico. Too good not to steal and share. The pics I just nabbed off the net.

Another military poser emerges as police finally take action against Washington DC Occupods

Well the police finally did something about the dirtbags infesting Washington DC as part of the so-called Occupy DC movement when these so-called "protesters" suddenly slapped together a building on the public park grass and refused to take it down despite numerous police orders to do just that. 31 of these scumbags were arrested and hauled off, although most of them apparently returned to the park as soon as they were released from processing.

But the notable part of the story is that they really did construct and build this in just a few hours because they didn't want to be out in the cold of the coming winter. It's amazing how industrious these spoiled white kids can be when they want comfort, isn't it? Just imagine if they'd put that same energy into getting a job or doing some work for any one of a number of charitable organizations.

But another aspect of this story is worthy of note, too. They keep referring to the one "protester", Michael Patterson, age 21, as a veteran and holding him up as their icon and the face of their group. Now we all know that the goal there is to use his alleged status as a veteran to give the group as a whole some credibility, ("Hey look! We got VETERANS here! Everybody loves veterans and puppies, right?") but the truth is that Patterson is not an honorably discharged vet. A bit of research shows that he was a failure who could not hack the military even in a real echelon slot, and he was booted from the Army for smoking pot after unsuccessfully attempting to get an early discharge. So he didn't honorably do his duty and earn our respect like his unwashed peers would claim. And his Other Than Honorable Discharge is probably why he's claiming to be homeless (while jetting to Washington DC from his home in Alaska) instead of using the GI benefits that every honorably discharged vet is entitled to and finding a job or going to school.

Like Scott Olson, the Occupod injured in Oakland by something hurled by one of his fellow protesters as they threw rocks and bottles at police, this guy was nothing but a loser who could not hack it in the service and probably couldn't even have done so in the peacetime military. But now he and his group want him to have the honors due those who did serve and who continue to serve, and they want to apply those honors to the "Occupy" movement by extension. This cannot be allowed so the truth has to be told about them when they try this.

Motivation and Priorities...

Once again some bubba named Josh Moore from my state makes the news, this time for waging a campaign against Microsoft and the Xbox people because they banned him from playing their on-line video games over the name of his town.

Microsoft Corp. and the chief rules enforcer for Xbox Live are apologizing to a small Wayne County town and a 26-year-old gamer accused of violating the online gaming service's code of conduct by publicly declaring he's from Fort Gay -- a name the company considered offensive.

The town's name is real. But when Josh Moore tried to tell Seattle-based Microsoft and the enforcement team at Xbox Live, they wouldn't take his word for it. Or Google it. Or check the U.S. Postal Service website for a ZIP code.

Instead, they suspended his gaming privileges for a few days until Moore could convince them the location in his profile, "fort gay WV,'' wasn't a joke or a slur: It's an actual community of about 800 residents, along West Virginia's border with Kentucky.

"At first I thought, 'Wow, somebody's thinking I live in the gayest town in West Virginia or something.' I was mad. ... It makes me feel like they hate gay people,'' said Moore, an unemployed factory worker who plays shooters like Medal of Honor, Call of Duty and Ghost Recon under the gamertag Joshanboo.

"I'm not even gay, and it makes me feel like they were discriminating,'' said Moore, who missed a key Search and Destroy competition because of last week's brief suspension. His team lost.

Angry and incredulous, Moore contacted customer service.

"I figured, I'll explain to them, 'Look in my account. Fort Gay is a real place,''' Moore reasoned. But the employee was unreceptive, warning Moore if he put Fort Gay back in his profile, Xbox Live would cancel his account and keep his $12 monthly membership fee, which he'd paid in advance for two years.

"I told him, Google it -- 25514!'' Moore said, offering up the town's ZIP code. "He said, 'I can't help you.'''

Mayor David Thompson also tried to intervene, but with little success. He told WSAZ-TV, which first reported the dispute, that he was informed the city's name didn't matter. The word "gay,'' he was told, was inappropriate in any context.

"It was so inappropriate for them, they wouldn't even say the word,'' Thompson told the AP Wednesday. "They said, 'that word.' It's beyond me. That's the name of our town! It's appalling. It's a slap in our face.''

Fort Gay has been a community since 1789, when 11 people tried to establish a settlement at the junction of the Tug and Big Sandy rivers, across from what is now Louisa, Ky. It was incorporated as Cassville in 1875 but was simultaneously known as Fort Gay until 1932, when town leaders changed it to the latter for good.

Now that's all well and cute, and Microsoft is apologizing to Josh Moore, but I have to point out the obvious here--this loser Moore is UNEMPLOYED and he's just sitting around all day playing VIDEO GAMES.

Perhaps this is why he's still unemployed.

Apparently he's so dedicated to his on-line world that he participates in competitions with other couch-potato wanna-be heroic men, and when he was suddenly deprived of the ability to waste so much job-seeking time, he went to the town's mayor and and the local media as well and begged them to help him get back into his on-line fantasy world. Maybe if he'd asked the mayor or the local news to help him find a job...

29 years old, sitting at home playing expensive video games all day and not working, and when he finally gets the world to pay attention to him for fifteen minutes, he begs not for a job or a better life, but "more video games, dude!"

I therefore nominate Josh Moore "Dorfman of the Month" for September, 2010

Mix a slacker with an X-Box and a lawyer and you get...

one of the dumbest lawsuits of all time.

HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - A Hawaii man is suing the maker of an online video game because he says the game is too addicting. Craig Smallwood says he has played Lineage II for about 20,000 hours.

The lawsuit alleges that he is so addicted, he can't do daily activities like get up, get dressed, bathe or communicate with family and friends. Smallwood says the company, NCSOFT of South Korea, did not display proper warning that the game could become addicting.

The NCSOFT website describes the game as "an immersive and dramatic fantasy world known for its unique political and economic systems."

A federal judge is allowing the lawsuit.

So to sum it up, this loser spent 20,000 hours playing a game--a game that he could have turned off and walked away from any time that he wanted. He played so much that he failed to bathe, alienated his family and friends, and presumably didn't work (so whose house was he living and playing his game in and who bought the groceries that he ate?) and that's now suddenly someone else's fault and he deserves some cash? More to the point, he couldn't clean himself or talk to people but he still managed to shop for a lawyer?

According to Smallwood, he has spent some 20,000 hours from 2004 to 2009 just playing Lineage II. Because it got him hooked so bad, he is now asking for an unspecified amount of money as damages from NCsoft.

He also alleged that NCsoft "acted negligently in failing to warn or instruct or adequately warn or instruct plaintiff and other players of Lineage II of its dangerous and defective characteristics, and of the safe and proper method of using the game." Had he known that the game would be that addicting, he said he wouldn't have touched it in the first place.

The judge handling the case, U.S. District Judge Alan Kay gave out a ruling earlier this month, making it possible for the case to proceed to trial: "In light of plaintiff's allegations, the court finds that plaintiff has stated a claim for both negligence and gross negligence."

The only thing stupider than Craig and this lawsuit is the addle-brained judge, U.S. District Court Judge Alan Kay, who decided that this case was worthy of occupying space on the court docket. This is why we need tort reform...and a means of sanctioning plaintiffs like Smallwood and any attorney sleazy enough to file a case like this.

In other news, Jimmy Carter has gone to North Korea to try to gain the release of Aijalon Gomes, an American citizen held in prison there after (rather stupidly) entering North Korea illegally from China. Might I be the first one to suggest a trade where the North Koreans get Craig Smallwood in exchange for Gomes? That sounds like a good deal, at least for us, and if it's not good enough for North Korea, I'm open to letting them keep Carter too.

Seriously?

BETHLEHEM, Pa. (AP) - An eastern Pennsylvania woman has been cited for harassment after her son told police she cleaned the bathroom with his toothbrush, then returned it to its holder. Police in Lower Saucon said 52-year-old Deborah Woist decided on July 18 that a bathroom inside her home needed a good scrubbing because it hadn't been cleaned in two months.

Her 26-year-old son, Justin Novack, said the scrubbing was done with his toothbrush. He said his mother put it away when she was done.

Novack then called police, claiming his mother applied feces to his toothbrush.

So let's look at this:

1. 26 years old and still lives with Mom.

2. Calling the police for this? I'm betting that the police are quite familiar with this address and used to being summoned there to referee for these idiots and otherwise run their lives for them.

3. I suspect that his first clue as to Mommy Dearest's deed was...the taste.

4. I'll bet you any money that I know who they both voted for in the last election...and I'll even bet that this guy and/or his mom own and still wear "Obama" t-shirts.

5. Safe bet she still hasn't kicked him out of her house.

When "Over My Dead Body!" isn't Just a Saying...

The angry Left is very well-known for trying to impose their chosen lifestyle on the rest of us, either insisting that we stop doing things that they personally don’t like or demanding that we all live as they want to live. They’re really good at putting their foot down and trying to block other people’s chosen way of living, but sometimes they tend to get carried away and go just that one step too far. And as examples, I bring you this list of loony lefties who overdid things just a tad, typically in ways that also qualified them for the Darwin Awards:

Diana Cushing Canning and Anthony Hernandez, both of California. On October 26, 2002, Canning and Hernandez basically knocked their own heads off as they were traveling through San Francisco in a converted school bus with their heads sticking up through a skylight. The skylight hit an overhanging concrete slab at the end of a tunnel, killing both of them. Canning and Hernandez were among two dozen passengers in the bus, en route to a demonstration against a possible war against Iraq. Another passenger in the bus said Hernandez and Canning had previously been asked to sit down while passing through the tunnel.

Rachel Corrie. In January of 2003, this over-indulged kid from Olympia Washington took a break from attending college courses and went to Israel. While there, she basically devoted herself full-time to protesting Israel and America and even burned American flags in front of cheering crowds of Hamas types. On March 16, she decided to stand in front of bulldozers that were removing structures that had been used by Palestinian terrorists and she wound up beneath one. “We were really surprised,” said one of her fellow useful idiot friends. “They’ve always stopped before.” Apparently they’d done this several times previously, but this time the operator of the machine didn’t see Rachel and she was inadvertently transformed into a human pancake.

Sebastien Briat, 21, from Meuse, France, In November of 2004, Sebastien chained himself to railroad tracks in that country to try to stop a train carrying nuclear materials. He rather stupidly chained himself to the tracks before the train actually stopped and placed himself just past a curve where the engineer was unable to see him until it was too late. Briat’s fellow morons said that Briat was “surprised by the train”, which ran him over, killing him. Surprise, asshole.

Tristan Anderson, 37, from California. Another trust-fund kid with no real purpose in life. He was struck in the head by a tear gas grenade on March 16, 2009 while throwing rocks at Israeli workers and soldiers who were building a security fence in Israel’s West bank. Like Rachel Corrie, Anderson was a member of the leftist “International Solidarity Movement”, a Palestinian front group that supports actions against Israel and the United States, mainly by recruiting spoiled rich American kids with low self-esteem and defective moral compasses.

Honorable mention: Weston Reidhead.
In the “hopefully he gets it right the next time” category, we have Weston.
On October 23, 1997, during an on-going campaign to stop a "salvage rider" timber sale in a wild, remote part of Northern California, Weston Reidhead was hit by a log truck on Sidewinder Road. Weston, born into a logging family in Southern Utah, was blockading one of the main haul roads for the controversial Outside timber sale in the Klamath National Forest, twenty miles south of Happy Camp. The log truck driver stopped his truck when he saw Weston in the road.

"The truck was stopped in the road and I was in front of it, yelling at the driver not to move, that I was under his tire. He called my bluff, but I wasn't bluffing," Weston stated after his feet were crushed by the truck's tires. Weston was transported by ambulance to
the emergency medical center in Yreka, and was treated for broken bones and lacerations on his ankle and feet. Weston only gets honorable mention since he didn't actually succeed in killing himself. As of the last report, he was still unable to walk and uses a wheelchair, or crawls on his knees.

Hey Weston, here’s a bit of advice: next time, put your head under the tires. That’ll show ‘em you mean business. Idiot.

Naturally, the left has lionized all of these fools. I don't condemn them for that, but I do wish that more leftists, to include Cindy Sheehan and the Code Pink harridans, would try a little harder to emulate them. Hey Code Pinkos--just a suggestion, but you could probably get a lot of attention if you all locked yourself together with a big, heavy pink chain and jumped off of the 14th Street Bridge into the Potomac...

Fan-mail--and a threat--from some idiot

So yesterday, I get an anonymous comment submitted to this blog calling me a racist for supporting the execution of that child rapist and murderer from Ohio. Ah, well...it's the nature of the internet that stupid people are now allowed to extend their stupidity far beyond the walls of their parents' basements, so it wasn't exactly a big deal. I probably would have even allowed the comment to appear except that it also contained a link to some no-doubt lame website and I don't care to give free advertising, especially to a site that obviously appeals to morons like the one who wrote in.

I also really don't care for people who insist on hiding behind "Anonymous" when they say dumb stuff and hurl insults, so I declined to publish the comment.

Well today, my new-found retarded fan/stalker/whatever left another comment, first of all obscenely expressing his impotent rage over the fact that his previous comment never got published, and then threatening to take this site down with a spam attack because of some pro-gun article that I wrote a couple of years ago. Of course being retarded, he didn't think to let me know exactly which pro-gun article that he found so objectionable. Since I have written a fair number of them (us pro-gun folks tend to do that), I have to confess that I have no idea which one twisted his panties and made him cry.

Pity. I'd have written three more just like it if I'd known.

Of course, being a coward, he again didn't sign his name, but since he did come here and comment twice at specific times, I at least have his IP address now, and I expect that it'll come in handy if I ever do detect an attempt at spamming this blog.

However I really don't see this goober having enough friends to mount a spam attack, or being smart enough to manage one on his own. He sure talks tough, but he reminds me of this guy, Rumsfield, from the movie "The Burbs":

Yeah, that's you, "Anonymous". A legend in your own mind, but comedy relief to the rest of us.

Now run along, sonny. Much as I appreciate the chuckle, somewhere out there, a village is no doubt looking for it's idiot....or in your case, I suspect that some gay bar is missing its men's room attendant.

Andrew Mizak--nominee for Loser of the Year, 2009

File this one under "You've got to be kidding..."

An Ohio man actually called the police because his obese 28 year old son--who still lives in the man's basement--refused to clean his room and threw a plate of food at him.

And if that isn't weird enough, the overgrown man-child, Andrew Mizsak, is a member of the local school board and insists that he's prominent in local Democratic Party politics.

It's odd enough that a Bedford father would actually call police after arguing with his son about cleaning his room.
Stranger still, the sloppy son is 28 years old and serves on the Bedford School Board.
"I know this looks bad," said School Board member Andrew Mizsak, who lives with his parents and also works as an independent political consultant. His mother, Paula, is a Bedford councilwoman.

Mizsak's dad, also Andrew, called 9-1-1 on Thursday after his son threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and balled his fist up at his dad when told to clean his room.
The senior Mizsak, 63, wouldn't press charges and told police, "I don't want to ruin his political career." According to the report, he said: "Andrew is 270 pounds and he can't fight him, that they do everything for Andrew and he doesn't even pay rent."

The elder Mizsak said Saturday, "I overreacted. No big deal."

According the report, "Andrew was sent to his room to clean it. He was crying uncontrollably and stated he would comply."

Mizsak said he was embarrassed to take police away from more important work.

"My dad and I love each other very much," he said, promising to keep his basement room clean. "I'm lucky to be living in their house."

So what we have here is a fat, over-indulged loser who has become, thanks to his parents’ enabling and refusal to push him out the door into the grown people’s world, a 28 year old spoiled brat. He even cries when the police tell him to go clean his room. I’ve known six-year olds more mature than this putz.

Anyone wanna place a bet on whether or not he’s still single?

And I can’t help but notice the fact that the stories all seem to avoid mentioning his political affiliation. So with that in mind, I did a bit of Google investigating.

Sure enough, he’s a Democrat.

I was pretty confident that he would be, because if he’d been a Republican, it would have been in the headlines. But I figured that he might also have been a Libertarian, what with him living in his parents’ basement and apparently not having a real full-time job and all.

(School board jobs are part time and usually don’t pay a lot of money if they pay at all, and “political consultant” is like “artist” or “actor”. Yeah, it’s possible to make a living doing just that, but most people who so label themselves actually spend a lot more time waiting tables or flipping burgers.)

Here's an article that he recently wrote for the Bedford, Ohio School Board website. In that article (besides gushing over Obama), he writes:

I must tell you that I am not just a Democrat, I am the Democratic Leader of the City of Bedford and Village of Walton Hills, Ohio,...

All I can draw from this is that the other Democrats there must be some serious goobers if this lame-o can rise to the top of their heap.

So Dad—who seems to lack any idea of what it means to be a man (undoubtedly a Democrat as well)—has to call the police because his fat (270 lbs) slob of an underachiever son won’t clean his room. Then dad apologizes, clearly not because he wasted the time of the police officers, but really because he doesn’t want to harm his fat sissy of a son's obviously promising chance for a career in politics. The nut sure didn’t fall far from the tree in this goofy family.

But it sure does say something for the voters in Bedford, Ohio that this whole family has been elected to some political office or another. And while it’s true that we usually get the government that we deserve, if I lived in Bedford, I’d be pissed if my slack-jawed, idiotic neighbors continually imposed losers like that on me come election day.

What some freaks won't do for attention

and the freak I mean is Sirbrina Guerrero, an attention whore of the first order who ran to the media to complain that an usher at Seattle mariners' Safeco Field asked her to stop kissing another girl. And as expected, the stories of both sides differ.

As the Mariners played the Boston Red Sox on May 26, Sirbrina Guerrero and her date were approached in the third inning by an usher who told them their kissing was inappropriate, Guerrero said.

The usher, Guerrero said, told them he had received a complaint from a woman nearby who said that there were kids in the crowd of nearly 36,000 and that parents would have to explain why two women were kissing.

"I was really just shocked," Guerrero said. "Seattle is so gay-friendly. There was a couple like seven rows ahead making out. We were just showing affection."

On Monday, Mariners spokeswoman Rebecca Hale said that the club is investigating but that the usher was responding to a complaint of two women "making out" and "groping" in the stands.

"We have a strict non-discrimination policy at the Seattle Mariners and at Safeco Field, and when we do enforce the code of conduct it is based on behavior, not on the identity of those involved," Hale said.

The code of conduct — announced before each game — specifically mentions public displays of affection that are "not appropriate in a public, family setting." Hale said those standards are based on what a "reasonable person" would find inappropriate.

Guerrero denied she and her date were groping each other, saying that along with eating garlic fries, they were giving each other brief kisses.

On Tuesday, Guerrero said a Mariners director of guest services had apologized to her. The team spokeswoman could not immediately confirm that.

Now to be honest, I really don't care if one girl wants to kiss another (so long as both are hot), but the "bullshit" factor here is off the charts, especially when Guerrero complains that this makes her look bad.

Since the incident, Guerrero's job and her past have come under scrutiny. She works at a bar known for scantily clad women and was a contestant on the MTV reality show "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila," in which women and men compete for the affection of a bisexual Internet celebrity.

"People are saying it's 15 more minutes for my career," Guerrero said of the ballpark furor, "but this is not making me look very good."

Hang on now, Sirbrina. You just spent several weeks on some TV show totally degrading yourself to get some sex-crazed freak to pick you out of a bunch of other sex-crazed freaks, and you participated in all sorts of stupid stunts and assorted drama, and THIS makes you look bad? And exactly who called up the TV stations and newspapers and publicized all of this? It sure wasn't the Mariners, so that kind of narrows it down, doesn't it?

I guess this is the latest example of what happens when people have no life and no shame but are blessed with a decent bod. Rather than go to school and make something of her pathetic train-wreck of a life, this sad creature runs to baseball stadiums and fabricates controversy designed to put her back on TV, obviously hoping that some way, some how, she can turn a buck off of this mess...the "mess" that's supposedly "making her look bad."

And if the stadium or team did apologize, I'm disappointed in them. What they should have done was stick by their guns and bar this publicity hound from the stadium.

And we wonder why so many kids are so messed up these days...

The initial story headline that I saw simply said: "Hannah Montana Concert Winner Lied in Essay Describing Father's Death in Iraq." I shook my head as I skimmed the news articles and almost didn't bother reading the story. After all, kids do lie sometimes when they want something or are trying to avoid consequences, right? That's just something that we expect from kids.
However I did read the story, and was surprised and disgusted to find out that the six-year old girl's allegedly adult mother, Pricilla Ceballos of Texas, helped her daughter make up the essay about how her daddy was killed in Iraq as a way to win the tickets that a childrens' store chain was offering. "We did the essay and that's what we did to win," Priscilla Ceballos, the mother, said in an interview with Dallas TV station KDFW. "We did whatever we could do to win."

And what's worse, according to her comments in this story, Ceballos is not only not apologetic, she'd defending her fraud by claiming that "we never said that it was true." She's not even remotely remorseful.

Wow. So in Pricilla Ceballos sick, twisted, totally dishonest mind, it's ok to say whatever you want in order to beat other people out of a prize or scam someone into giving you something so long as you don't follow your claims up with a notarized statement claiming that what you just said is the truth. Well following that logic, Ceballos probably thinks that she should be able to get welfare payments and a government-subsidized house just by claiming that she's dying from some rare disease and unable to work even if that's not the case, so long as she doesn't pinky-swear that she's not lying when she fills out the application. She probably has no qualms about applying for credit cards and claiming an annual income of $300,000 per year when she really makes $19,000 a year, just because she really wants the cards and no one asked her to promise that her application was honestly filled out.

But what's worse is that this calculating liar and thief--yes, dishonestly obtaining something by lying is fraud and theft--is apparently teaching her daughter that it's perfectly acceptible to go through life defrauding others and that there's nothing wrong with lying to get over.

Now the organizers of the contest that Ceballos' baby liar "won" are contemplating taking the Hannah Montana concert tickets back, as well they should. But if for some reason they do not, I hope that sometime during this concert, this Hannah Montana person (whoever that is) points out Ceballos and her daughter and leads the entire concert audience in a few chants of "Liar, liar, pants on fire!"

And let's not forget that somewhere out there is another child who would have won this contest honestly but for Ceballos' dishonesty and fraud. What about that kid? The contest orgainzers need to grow a spine and yank the tickets back from Ceballos and her lying little spawn and give them to the child who rightfully deserves tham.

On Enemies, Domestic. Militia terrorists and their admirers.

This story about a federal raid on an Alabama militia group was all the news this morning. Six males were arrested, one of whom had been a federal fugitive for over a decade. They allegedly had machine guns, suppressors, short-barreled shotguns, hand grenades, a home-made rocket launcher, and many other improvised explosive devices and booby-traps. Worse, they were selling some of these items, presumably to whoever they found with the desire and the cash. (Think about the worst or dumbest kids in your neighborhood running around with hand grenades and bombs.) And the suspects also had a number of marijuana plants, because we all know that there's nothing like getting stoned while playing with guns and bombs, right?

Predictably, I made my rounds of several of the gun-related forums and saw thread after thread started in support of these criminal pot-heads. It seems that you can never be too bad for a segment of the internet posters as long as you: 1. have guns, and: 2. profess a hatred for our government and the laws of our nation. If Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer had owned an AK-47, worn camouflage and made a few anti-government comments, they'd have been the darlings of the internet commandos at AR-15.com and FALfiles. Sheesh.

So what's up with the internet revolutionaries who sit around all day masturbating over fantasies involving not hot women but they themselves shooting and blowing up police officers and elected representatives of the American people? Most claim to worship out Constitution and the Founding Fathers who wrote it, but none seem to understand that Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin and others who worked on the Constitution were setting up a government that was intended to apply to everyone in this country. The self-described "Constitutionalists" (their word, not mine)will tell you that Thomas Jefferson was some bloodthirsty radical who wanted an overthrow of every government every twenty years or so, and they'll back that up with a ton of single-sentence quotes attributed to Jefferson and other Founding Fathers. Unfortunately for their claims, most of those quote are taken out of context from the voluminous works of those great peace-loving gentleman, or else they are completely made up. Our nation's founders set up to create a government, not advocate anarchy 200 years later, and the Constitution sets up that government and establishes many checks and balances that include allowing the citizens to elect their representatives and vote directly on many laws. It also sets up a court system through which anyone can sue to block or overturn legislation, and it grants everyone the virtually unfettered right to speak out publicly about perceived injustices.

Of course the militia set only recognizes the Second Amendment, which they loosely and incorrectly interpret to mean that there can be no laws whatsoever that restrict who can have what kind of guns or where they can take them. They would have us all believe that while every other Right enumerated in the Constitution is subject to reasonable regulation pursuant to legitimate government interests, the Second somehow is holy and guns cannot be subject to legislation as can free speech, property rights, etc. And of course they've also decided that they--each individual hero-in-a-box militia man--gets to decide which laws are "unconstitutional" without bothering to take it to court. No surprise but they always seem to determine that the laws that they already desire to break are the "unconstitutional" ones. It follows then in their warped minds that anyone who would object or stop them--a police officer, a judge or a lawmaker doing their jobs--must be the real enemy.
Sadly they can't see how silly their position really is or how goofy they look when they espouse it. Seriously, almost all of them are heavily armed and thanks to the internet, they can geek each other up with tales of government "tyranny" and their plans to do battle with the "forces of evil" (police officers, judges and lawmakers again) when "the time" comes. When's that time? Well none of them seem to know. But they all agree that when it comes, they'll be ready to start shooting.

Now in the case of the Alabama goobers, I couldn't help but notice that every one of these guys was within the age limits required for enlistment in the armed forces--the real military. Yet as far as I can tell, none of them was in the service or ever had been. You'd think that with two wars currently under way, any red-blooded American boy who wanted to be a soldier would have no trouble being able to do it for real. But these guys don't strike me as red-blooded Americans any more than the internet Rambos do. The adjectives "posers", "pretenders", "wanna-be's" and "losers" come more quickly to mind. Oh--and "cowards". They want to live in a world where they're armed warriors, but they really don't want to deal with other armed warriors on the other side. They prefer to terrorize neighboring farmers and teenagers. And of course like every other militia wing-nut, they talk smack about how they'll fight off the cops "when the time comes", however as always happens when the time really does come, they fold up like a bunch of lawn chairs and surrender without firing even a token shot.

Of course they probably worship Randy Weaver. That whole cammie-crowd does. Weaver, if you recall, was the no-job-having white supremacist who was arguably set up by federal agents on an illegal gun charge but instead of going to court and defending himself like a man, he ran away to a mountain cabin, where he taunted the feds via short-wave radio for about a year, daring them to come get him, until finally they did. Weaver's son murdered a courageous Deputy United States Marshal by the name of William Francis Degan by shooting him from ambush, and was himself justifiably shot down. Weaver's wife was erroneously shot by a federal sharpshooter a few days later, but she was a grown woman who was aiding and abetting her husband and she'd also had every opportunity to surrender but refused to do so. After she got show, Randy, not really the bravest guy when the heat was on, realized that he would probably be next and meekly surrendered. He sued the government for millions of dollars when he got out of prison, but he lost when the jury said that he had no one to blame but himself. He now ekes out a pathetic living going from gun show to gun show, hawking his book and charging people to have their picture taken with him.

I've seen the guy--he's scrawny, his hygiene sucks, and he rarely makes eye contact with anyone. And I was amazed this this is the guy that the Walter Mitty wanna-be-Rambo crowd views as their Messiah. If anything, it only underscores how pathetic THEY are.

Frankly I'm tired of logging onto some gun-related website and having to wade through post after post by some non-hacking, french-fry-burning, fat-bodied headcase who insists on using the site as a forum to spout off about the Federal Reserve System, the black people and their abuse of welfare, what a great President Ron Paul will be, and how the police are bad, the legislators corrupt, and everyone's conspiring to take their guns then establish Martial Law and start putting "patriots" (their label for themselves) in prison. I resent having some minimum-wage flunky who probably lives in a trailer or with his parents trying to tell me--a law-school graduate and once-practicing attorney--what the Constitution says and means and running down the country that I love because it does not mirror their ideal of what a "free" country should be like. ("Free country"=place where any militia member can wear camouflage when they go to the mall, own and shoot machine guns and blow things up in their back yards all day. That's really all they care about.) And I'm tired of these fools making law-abiding, responsible gun owners look like terrorists just because they insist on following us, posting on our websites, and standing around gun shows in XXXL cammies trying to get mistaken for an actual veteran and bragging about how high-speed they are. Most don't vote, or if they do, they vote for some third-party whack job. They hate everyone who doesn't share their world-view and they despise lawful authority. Folks, these people are not with us reputable gun owners and more than Doctors Kervorkian and Mengele are representative of the medical community or Geoffrey Fieger serves as an example of what all lawyers are like. These militia guys aren't the good guys and I wouldn't want them behind me when times get bad. (These are the ones who seriously plan for a disaster by stockpiling 30,000 rds of ammunition but no food or other supplies. Comforting thought, eh?)

I once took an oath to defend this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Many of us in America have. Well when I see these militia types, either being paraded off to jail on the news or posting crap on internet websites, I'm pretty sure that I'm looking at some of those very "enemies, domestic" that I and other great Americans swore to protect this great country against.