Monday, April 19, 2010

Sometimes art imitates life

In Allen Park, Michigan, Ricardo West, a Michael Jackson impersonator was charged with child molesting.

Oh--and he drove a school bus, too.

When I'm President, child molesters won't go to jail any more.
Once they're convicted, they'll be chained to an old engine block and promptly tossed off the closest pier.


  1. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Sounds good to me.
    I will help.

  2. Sometimes people take impersonations a little too far.

    In any case, your suggestion is a waste of a perfectly good old engine block - the scrap value of it exceeds that scumbag's value by far.

    Keelhaul him on a moving lake freighter covered in zebra mussels for a decidedly Michigan touch.

  3. Anonymous6:15 PM

    That is too quick. I like the Bounty Bay model. Put them all on one island for a Lord of the Flies re enactment.