To the fat hillbilly-looking woman in the blue Chevy pick-up truck yesterday...when you pull out of a convenience store parking lot onto a two-lane highway in such a way that the highway traffic has to come to a stop to avoid hitting you, you're wrong. So that means when people blow horns at you, you don't get to blow yours back and wave at everyone like you're the freaking Queen of Dogpatch. And then you turn into the very next convenience store? What--the first one didn't have the pork rinds or unfiltered Marlboros that you were looking for?
And last night I was fortunate enough to see a "Free Palestine" protest rally at Georgetown University, complete with signs and megaphones, calling for "equality in Palestine". Until then, I had no idea that there were so many blonde, blue-eyed female "Palestinians". In fact, with the exception of one speaker, almost all of the group appeared to be young white kids, albeit keffiyeh-wearing white kids. Among other things, they were yelling "we are the future". (I'm so selling my bonds.) I also couldn't help but wonder why they were here and not standing around someplace in Gaza demanding women's rights and gay "marriage" in the name of Equality. Oh, that's right--the so-called "palestinians" would kill them for that, wouldn't they? Silly liberal kids...
In California, two women got into a fight with Spongebob Squarepants. I'm thinking that they did a brave thing, because if you ever lose a fight with Spongebob, your street cred is just gone forever and you'd pretty much just have to shoot yourself.
So if you open your gun safe and an unloaded Glock pistol falls out and hits you on your bare foot, would that be considered one of those "firearms-related injuries" that the Center for Disease Control is always whinging about?
Did any of you know that T.E. Lawrence, better known as Lawrence of Arabia, died in a motorcycle crash in Britain in 1935? It was his death that caused his doctor to begin a study of motorcycle-related head injuries which eventually led to the requirement that Biritsh motorcyclists wear helmets while riding.
It seems that a porn company is building an elaborate survival bunker, to be stocked with guns, booze and hot chicks for a pending Dec. 21, 2012 apocalypse. First I've heard of that pending calamity, but I'm now working out a plan to locate and capture that bunker intact on Dec. 22, 2012. (Hey, somebody's gonnna have to repopulate the country, right?)