Darwin must still be laughing.
Wayne Joshua Mitchell, 20, collapsed and died in the back seat of a North Charleston, South Carolina police car after his older brother, Deangelo Rashard Mitchell, talked Wayne into retrieving a baggie containing an ounce of cocaine from Deangelo's butt crack and eating it to keep Deangelo from catching yet another drug charge.
Ironically, Deangelo talked his little brother into eating a lethal dose of cocaine in an attempt to avoid another drug conviction that would have sent him to prison for up to life. Now he's in even more trouble as he's being charged with the death of his rather stupid brother since the police got it all on videotape.
You can't make this stuff up, folks! And remember that they call it "dope" for a reason.
The only pathetic part: Deangelo was already a convicted felon who was actually out on bond from a prior case, and the court still let him out on bond again in this case before anyone knew how his brother had died. Not surprisingly, Deangelo has disappeared.
Edited to add: Whoops! They just found him. Guy knows that he's wanted and he still can't stay off the police radar for even a month.
Worst. Criminal. Ever.