Friday, May 24, 2013

In lieu of actual content, here's a joke.

Two hunters from New Jersey are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His buddy whips out his cell phone and dials 9-1-1. He gasps out to the operator, "My friend just collapsed. I think he's dead. What can I do?"

The operator, in a slow, soothing voice, says, "First, just try to relax and calm down so I can help you. Second, let's make sure he really is dead."

A moment later the operator hears a shot, then the guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"


  1. Oh... GOOD one...

  2. How big of a gun do you need to protect yourself from grizzlies in the wilderness? A 22 short... and a buddy you can shoot in the leg while running away!

  3. Anonymous7:36 PM

    Thanks for the laugh

  4. ... and the 'now what' buddy is jailed for having bullets not locked in a box in NJ.