Dearest Audie Murphy, dog of mine...
I'm very sorry for putting you in the shower and running cold water over your face for what probably seemed like the longest ten minutes of both of our lives. I'm sorry for all of the mean things I said while trying to hold you in the shower, and I'm sorry for the headlock that I used to hold you under that icy cold water spray.
But next time I'm spraying brake and carb cleaner on something, I do hope that you'll stay back out of the way. I mean, is that really too much to ask? If it is, I apologize for that, too.
Oh, and I'm sorry for blasting you in the face with brake and carb cleaner, but to be fair, that kinda was your own fault.
Now will you please stop giving me the evil eye from your little sulk-spot on the deck? It's over. We're both almost dry now. Let it go.
Yeah, it's been one of those days.