Saturday, August 17, 2013

Tanks, like bow-ties, are cool

Just back from the Tank Show with Old NFO. It was great. Pics and videos to follow but now I need sleep, having been up all night before the show.

In the meantime, I have a question for a few drivers out there. (You know who you are...)

If you are one of those people who, when behind someone doing exactly 55 mph, feels the need to move into the passing lane and then do 55 mph yourself right next to that person and sit there for miles, I have to ask:


I was behind several of those on the way home, and needless to say, my being bone-tired didn't help me tolerate it one bit.

When I get to be President, there will be a new law about this. Get caught doing it and you'll spend the next four week-ends sitting in a remedial traffic class writing "I will not be an inconsiderate tool" on a chalk board for eight hours a day. And anyone who does it for more than a mile or who gets caught doing it more than once gets sent to Singapore for a righteous caning.

I need one of the tanks that I saw at the show just so I can flatten the cars of the ass-clowns that do this sort of thing. Call it "Traffic Darwinism".


  1. Oh man, sorry about that, and one MORE reason to get that Scout Car... :-)

  2. LOL! Rest assured I don't do that! Perhaps not with your zeal, but I don't!