Monday, February 09, 2015

More on the moron who got herself locked in the gun safe.

Just a follow-up on Rachel Mitchell of Germantown, MD, the loserette who had to be cut out of a gun safe at Tractor Supply Co. in Somerset, PA last Saturday.

I did some looking to see what I could find on this MENSA candidate, and a quick search brought up a chick who holds herself out as a "Cocktail Waitress/Promo Model" (whatever that is.)

The girl in the pictures making duckface after duckface looks pretty vacuous, but I couldn't be sure that it was "safe girl" and I didn't want to point the finger at the wrong person. But today, on her Facebook page where she goes by the name "soccerchixs18" (linked from her previous bio page), she is asking is anyone knows of a good Pennsylvania attorney for a civil suit.

Yeah, it's her.

And she has a Twitter account, too. It's called "soccerchixs18" as well. And on this page, when not posting pictures of her three-year old daughter holding up breast implants at the cosmetic surgery office where she works/worked, she publicly follows the Kardashian sisters and several other attention whores who are famous basically just for making sex tapes and "accidentally" releasing them. This whole thing makes me wonder if Rachel Mitchell, aka: "safegirl" did not pull this stunt on purpose just to get fifteen minutes of fame, some media exposure and a bag of lawsuit cash.

I'm thinking that this one needs to be watched.

EDITED TO ADD: As of Feb 13th, Rachel must have seen or heard about this post because her shiftgig and twitter accounts have been taken down and her facebook page has been cleared of numerous poor-taste pictures and any mention of her planned lawsuit.

She's still a twit who deserves to be punched in the face though, just for being so stupid and narcissistic.


  1. Such cynicism. I'm shocked.

  2. Somewhat in line with the "thing's that make you go hmmm'' I think...

  3. Anonymous10:08 AM

    Trouble is that there are millions just like her.

    1. Yep. And we let each one of them vote, too.

      In a just world, she would not only be barred from filing a suit, but she'd have been made to pay for that safe before leaving the store.

  4. The more I hear about people like this, the more I want to hear about your dogs.