I just caught the latest episode of "Dancing with the Stars". Normally I'd rather gouge my eye out with a fork rather than watch a show like that, but that Heather Mills McCartney definitely has my attention. I need to be hooking up with her. And we've got so much in common--we're both amputees and we both used to think Paul McCartney was cool once.
Yeah, I need a gal like that. She's got looks, she's got style, and she's about to come into a ton of Sir Paul's cash. Yep. Definitely sounds like the kind of gal that I need to marry. I wonder how she is at cooking and keeping a house clean?
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