One of my favorites

A police officer pulls over a speeder and approaches the car. He asks the driver for his license and registration.

The driver says, "Do you know who I am? I'm...." and a 10 minute session of telling the officer off starts.

Finally the officer has had enough so he cracks the driver on the head with his nightstick and asks, "Are you done?"

Holding his head the driver nods yes.

Then the officer walks to the other side of the car and hits the passenger too.

Grabbing his head the passenger says, "Hey, why did you hit me?"

The officer says, "Thats for later."

The passenger asks, "What do you mean for later?"

So the officer replies, "Thats for in a couple of minutes from now, when you tell your friend here...I wish he would have pulled that shit with me."