Talk about putting the cart before the horse...

The Liberal establishment in Denver is already wringing their hands over the poor protesters who are still enroute to the upcoming Democratic National Convention in that city. But they aren't worrying about how to get these patchouli-reeking trust-fund kids and other assorted vandal and hooligans to behave. Oh no. They're worrying that the police are going to violate the rights of these useless idiots when said idiots act up and get arrested for the usual protester activities: destruction of property, assault, drug possession, etc.

The Denver papers are already opining about how the rights of these no-job-having, no-bath-taking rebellious rich kids need to be respected above all. (No mention at all about the possible damage to public and private property, the cost to the taxpayers who actually live here or injuries to the police officers who have to collect this human refuse.)

Som to help, I have written here a Bill of Rights for the losers who are descending on Denver to cause trouble for no real reason other than mommy and daddy coddled them too much when they were babies.

Protesters' Bill of Rights

1. You have the right to peaceably assemble.

2. You have the right to respect other people's rights and property. If you give up that right, you have the right to be arrested, with as much force applied against you as your cooperation or lack thereof dictates.

3. If you are arrested, you have the right to be treated equally with any other prisoner, including the right to be held as long as it takes to process you, the right to whatever food they serve, the right to use open, common toilets, and the right to share holding cells with crack heads and gang bangers. You also have the right to be held until your identity can be established and assurances given that you'll appear in court. And it doesn't matter who your daddy is.

4. If you give up these rights and resist or lay hands on the police, you have the right to get your block knocked off. You're grown now, you know better, and the police aren't paid to play games with you.