Michael Jackson was once asked what was the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year old boys.
He grinned and replied: "There's twenty of them!"
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by St. Peter.
"You know," said St. Peter, "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red swimsuit!"
Farrah is a little taken aback, but she thanks him.
St. Peter goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
Never one to be selfish when she was alive, Farrah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
"Done!" exclaims the Saint. He snaps his fingers, and Michael Jackson appeared next to Farrah.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney film?
Disney films can still touch kids.
The air feels fresher today, and the food tastes better now that there is one less serial child molester on our planet.
And that's all I've got to say about that.