Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi landed in hot water again after joking that Italy's doors were only open to attractive immigrants, The Sun reported Saturday.Naturally, this didn't go over too well. Opposition lawmaker Paola Pellegrini slammed the quip, calling Berlusconi "an indecorous old man." But then I'm thinking that she's probably either a feminist or else she's ugly. Personally, I like the idea, and when I get to be President, that will by MY immigration policy--just highly educated immigrants with needed skills and hot chicks--only I will allow pretty girls from every country, not just Albania. A country can never have too many attractive women.
The gaffe-prone politician, 73, held immigration talks Friday with Albanian Prime Minister Sali Berisha.
Berisha looked uncomfortable as Berlusconi joked at a press conference, "We will only accept pretty girls from Albania."
First of all, let me be perfectly clear: America already has some of the finest-looking women in the world, and a lot of them. However we also have a fair number of women who aren't even trying to stay fit and look good, and maybe--just maybe--if these less-than-fit women already here start seeing all of these hot new arrivals walking around, they'll be motivated to put the Hostess products down, get up off their couches, and hit the gym. In that regard, my policy would benefit everyone by increasing the health of America's women, giving American men more and better dating options and beautifying the country in general. Talk about a win/win plan.
So vote for me in 2012. I'll give you more change than you can handle.
PS--to all the beautiful women who visit and regularly post to this blog...you are, of course, already perfect. America just needs more women like you.