Sunday, April 10, 2011

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

When I get to be President, there will be a branch of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms in every community. And they'll be open 24 hours a day, six days a week, just like any other good convenience store.

And they'll also sell coffee, so I guess we'll have to change the name to ATFC.

7 comments:

  1. Makes perfect sense to me.

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  2. Murphy's Dad for President!!!

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  3. Can't wait til you're CinC! Murphy would make a much more interesting denizen of the White House than Bo.

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  4. as George Carlin said, "Caffeine-the low end of the speed spectrum, I grant you."

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  5. Makes sense! While you are at it when you assume command can you redesign that stupid 4473 form? I HATE it! I liked the old yellow ones better.

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  6. The case of Yuengling in the photo is duly noted.

    My own personal tastes in beer go towards the heavy and the exotic; I can do well without the Coors or Bud or Miller. On the other hand, I like to make sure that a portion of my beer dollars are spent for domestic beers.

    Yuengling Porter addresses all of my concerns. But if I can't get their Porter (or their Black & Tan), then their Lager works quite well. Better than Bud or Miller or Coors, and competitive pricewise.

    [This is not to say that I don't do a Heineken or a Goldstar or a Guinness once in a while.].

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