OK, I kinda set myself up for this one, but to be fair, I didn't know that Murphy could open cookie tins.
I got one of those tins of Christmas cookies as a late gift the other day. And not just an average-sized one. This one is a four-pounder. It holds a lot of those little Danish cookies of assorted variety.
Well last night I had some, and I had some more for breakfast this morning, but then I put the lid back on and left it on a low table in my office. On my arrival home, I found the tin on the floor--upright--with the lid off and about half of the cookies consumed. (I guess someone got full after a pound and change of cookie.)
I can't even eat the rest though, because now I can't tell which of the remaining ones he licked.
Oh well. I'll take them in to work. No one at work reads this blog and they'll eat 'em.
11 comments:
Is there an underlying hostility toward your coworkers?
Evil Genius.
Both of you.
Now that's funny. That will teach them not to read a good conservative blog. If they start humping your leg the next day you'll know Murphy licked them.
nothing with raisins in them I hope?
"Oh well. I'll take them in to work. No one at work reads this blog and they'll eat 'em."
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! I absolutely love that!
"On this episode of Punked, Murphy and the Big Guy hatch a masterful plan consisting of cookies, dog spit and unsuspecting co-workers."
I can't stop giggling.
+1 to Six. :^)
Oh man... At least they weren't chocolate...
I don't know about YOUR co-workers, but frankly, I'd rather eat a cookie my dog licked than one any one of them even touched. ;-)
I never told my pastor that Blue licked the apple pie...
This is so hilarious!
LOL
Never accepting cookies from you...ever.
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