OK, I kinda set myself up for this one, but to be fair, I didn't know that Murphy could open cookie tins.
I got one of those tins of Christmas cookies as a late gift the other day. And not just an average-sized one. This one is a four-pounder. It holds a lot of those little Danish cookies of assorted variety.
Well last night I had some, and I had some more for breakfast this morning, but then I put the lid back on and left it on a low table in my office. On my arrival home, I found the tin on the floor--upright--with the lid off and about half of the cookies consumed. (I guess someone got full after a pound and change of cookie.)
I can't even eat the rest though, because now I can't tell which of the remaining ones he licked.
Oh well. I'll take them in to work. No one at work reads this blog and they'll eat 'em.
Is there an underlying hostility toward your coworkers?
ReplyDeleteEvil Genius.
ReplyDeleteBoth of you.
Now that's funny. That will teach them not to read a good conservative blog. If they start humping your leg the next day you'll know Murphy licked them.
ReplyDeletenothing with raisins in them I hope?
ReplyDelete"Oh well. I'll take them in to work. No one at work reads this blog and they'll eat 'em."
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha!!!!! I absolutely love that!
"On this episode of Punked, Murphy and the Big Guy hatch a masterful plan consisting of cookies, dog spit and unsuspecting co-workers."
I can't stop giggling.
+1 to Six. :^)
ReplyDeleteOh man... At least they weren't chocolate...
ReplyDeleteI don't know about YOUR co-workers, but frankly, I'd rather eat a cookie my dog licked than one any one of them even touched. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI never told my pastor that Blue licked the apple pie...
ReplyDeleteThis is so hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteNever accepting cookies from you...ever.