Sunday, January 06, 2013

C is for cookie, that's good enough for him.

OK, I kinda set myself up for this one, but to be fair, I didn't know that Murphy could open cookie tins.

I got one of those tins of Christmas cookies as a late gift the other day. And not just an average-sized one. This one is a four-pounder. It holds a lot of those little Danish cookies of assorted variety.

Well last night I had some, and I had some more for breakfast this morning, but then I put the lid back on and left it on a low table in my office. On my arrival home, I found the tin on the floor--upright--with the lid off and about half of the cookies consumed. (I guess someone got full after a pound and change of cookie.)

I can't even eat the rest though, because now I can't tell which of the remaining ones he licked.

Oh well. I'll take them in to work. No one at work reads this blog and they'll eat 'em.

11 comments:

  1. Is there an underlying hostility toward your coworkers?

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  2. Evil Genius.

    Both of you.

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  3. Now that's funny. That will teach them not to read a good conservative blog. If they start humping your leg the next day you'll know Murphy licked them.

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  4. nothing with raisins in them I hope?

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  5. "Oh well. I'll take them in to work. No one at work reads this blog and they'll eat 'em."

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! I absolutely love that!

    "On this episode of Punked, Murphy and the Big Guy hatch a masterful plan consisting of cookies, dog spit and unsuspecting co-workers."

    I can't stop giggling.

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  6. Oh man... At least they weren't chocolate...

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  7. I don't know about YOUR co-workers, but frankly, I'd rather eat a cookie my dog licked than one any one of them even touched. ;-)

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  8. I never told my pastor that Blue licked the apple pie...

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  9. This is so hilarious!

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  10. LOL

    Never accepting cookies from you...ever.

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