Another reason to jail Roman Polanski...because the loony Hollywood left wants him freed.

As Roman Polanski, convicted pedophile and fugitive, sits in a Swiss jail, begging anyone and everyone to help him avoid deportation to the US after raping and sodomizing a child thirty years ago, his nutty liberal supporters in Hollywood have reportedly put a petition together demanding that he not be brought back for his long-delayed sentencing.

Ironically, the first name on the petition: Woody Allen, Hollywood's other celebrity pedophile.

Seriously folks, I can't make stuff like this up.

Filmmaker Martin Scorsese has signed it, and so have directors David Lynch and John Landis.

Whoopi Goldberg has also signed it, but then she'll do anything for the attention these days.

Most of the rest of the names thus far are second-rate French actors that few people have heard of and even less people care about. Of course all of that may change now that ACORN has been hired to circulate the petitions. In fact, no sooner did they start than John Belushi, John Candy, Patrick Swayze, Ted Kennedy, David Carradine and that little Taco Bell chihuahua all signed it.

And of course the leaders of both France and Poland have demanded that Polanski be released, because apparently in those countries, drugging and raping children is ok if you also make movies or do other allegedly cultural stuff.

That's ok, France and Poland...we'll remember that the next time that the Germans invade you. When you cry to us to save you again, we'll point out that Germany has produced some really good films, and those neat little Volkswagens, too.

If there's any justice, Polanski will not only be brought back and sentenced to prison, but he'll wind up sharing a cell with Charlie Manson, who will soon receive a package containing a shank and a note that says: "You morons missed one."

Looks like Hollywoods favorite child molester is finally going to face justice

I refer of course to Roman Polanski, the child-molesting bail-jumper who fled the US for shelter in France after pleading guilty to raping a 13 year old girl in 1977, and who has enjoyed wealth and fame and the adoration of his Hollywood peers ever since, all while thumbing his nose at the American judicial system.

Switzerland just snatched his ass up and is offering him to the US, finally putting and end to his days of skiing and fine dining all over Europe, at least in countries that he knew would not honor America's extradition requests.

ZURICH – Director Roman Polanski was arrested by Swiss police as he flew in for the Zurich Film Festival and faces possible extradition to the United States for having sex in 1977 with a 13-year-old girl, authorities said Sunday.

Polanski was scheduled to receive an honorary award at the festival when he was apprehended Saturday at the airport, the Swiss Justice Ministry said in a statement. It said U.S. authorities have sought the arrest of the 76-year-old director around the world since 2005.

"There was a valid arrest request and we knew when he was coming," ministry spokesman Guido Balmer told The Associated Press. "That's why he was taken into custody."

ZURICH – Director Roman Polanski was arrested by Swiss police as he flew in for the Zurich Film Festival and faces possible extradition to the United States for having sex in 1977 with a 13-year-old girl, authorities said Sunday.

Polanski was scheduled to receive an honorary award at the festival when he was apprehended Saturday at the airport, the Swiss Justice Ministry said in a statement. It said U.S. authorities have sought the arrest of the 76-year-old director around the world since 2005.

"There was a valid arrest request and we knew when he was coming," ministry spokesman Guido Balmer told The Associated Press. "That's why he was taken into custody."

In 1977, he was accused of raping the teenager while photographing her during a modeling session. The girl said Polanski plied her with champagne and part of a Quaalude pill at Jack Nicholson's house while the actor was away. She said that, despite her protests, he performed oral sex, intercourse and sodomy on her.

Of course his actually going to prison for his crimes is still in doubt, since we have Eric "show me the money" Holder sitting in the Attorney General's office. Holder, when a Deputy Attorney General in the Clinton Administration, brokered the deal where another fugitive felon, Marc Rich, was allowed to return to the US and receive a pardon from then-President Bill Clinton in exchange for hefty donations to Clinton's library fund and his wife's Senate campaign made by Rich's ex-wife Denise. Holder also arranged clemency deals for 16 Puerto-Rican terrorists, again ostensibly to help gain the support of the Puerto-Rican community in New York for Mrs. Clinton's senate run. Eric Holder proved then that justice was merely a commodity to be bought and sold for political or financial gain, and he's shown us just recently that he still plays that game, only for Obama this time, when he dismissed the convictions of three Black Panthers on charges of voter intimidation in Philadelphia.

Polanski certainly has to know what sort of slug Eric Holder is, and if he hasn't already arranged for some cash to flow to Obama or certain key Democrats, I'm sure that he has people working on it. So it's up to us all to keep our eye on the ball and let Holder know that his days of selling pardons and commutations to thieves, terrorists and child molesters is over.

And as for Polanski, I look forward to him finally seeing the inside of a US prison, hopefully one where he can switch from directing to acting...and by "act", I mean act like Ned Beatty in the film Deliverance.