Saturday, March 29, 2014

Score another "own goal" for the "Look at me" generation and Facebook.

Colleen Cudney of Westland, Michigan shows us how to rise to the top of searches for "stupid criminals" on the internet.

Woman's Facebook post ousts her probation violation

Let's to be stupid in 3 easy lessons.

1. Drive drunk and get a DUI.
2. When put on probation, with a condition that you not drink while supervised, drink anyway.
3. Brag about #2 on Facebook.

It was the day after St. Patrick's Day when Colleen Cudney was called in for a random breathalyzer test.

The 22-year-old was put on probation for a drunken driving conviction in 2012. After Cudney took the test at the probation office in Westland, she logged on to Facebook and counted her blessings.

Investigators say she posted this: “Buzz killer for me, I had to breathalyze (sic) this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol my dumba@@."

A Westland police officer saw her post that morning and notified the probation office. When a probation officer called Cudney to return to the office for an urine test, she hung up the phone.

Probation officials say that was a violation of her probation. It was set to end in a few weeks.

Now the little snowflake is looking at up to 93 days in jail. DOH!


  1. They never learn. A defense attorney of my acquaintance says he would be really poor if his clients really did take his advice and STFU.

  2. LOL, she's gonna 'love' the DTs...

    1. She's gonna love trying to get a job or a date with this all over the internet forever, too. It went coast-to-coast and even to Britain.

  3. Anonymous12:36 PM

    She needs to be put under the jail